Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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