When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
