Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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