Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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