Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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