Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We left the knife in your bed.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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