no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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