The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You surviving the open bar?
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my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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