His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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