I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I intend to get homeless drunk
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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