Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You're a disaster
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