his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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