On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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