Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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