before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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