But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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