This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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