I wanna bring you to show and tell
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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