i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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