in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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