so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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