Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
