So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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