WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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