So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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