don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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