i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize