You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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