Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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