No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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