trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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