i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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