I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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