The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he fucked my hip out of place.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
