It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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