Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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