Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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