When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Randomize
