i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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