Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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