who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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