Sry I called you an 8
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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