yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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