Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Randomize
