from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Randomize
