So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize