guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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