That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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