i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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