i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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