just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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