Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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