The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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