Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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