the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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